We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Jeff Marder
We live in an age when pizza gets to your...
We live in an age when pizza gets to your...
We live in an age when pizza gets to your...
We live in an age when pizza gets to your...
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In the modern age, we understand that good luck and good fortune are not always found in the form of a winning lottery or winning a hand of cards. Sometimes it’s simply in the form of an email or text message. This is why most people expect pizza to arrive by the time they get home from work. If it doesn’t, they are most likely going to be disappointed.

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